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  <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:06:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Images for Sale.</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;I&apos;ve not posted on here for quite a while, Been so much going on and not been able to find time for much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways...........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So ive decided to put a few images online for sale. Take a look and Buy.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://distorted-retina.imagekind.com/&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Buy my art at ImageKind.com.&quot; src=&quot;http://www.imagekind.com/images/buttons/buy_my_art.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title=&quot;View my art.&quot; href=&quot;http://www.redbubble.com/people/distortedretina?utm_source=RB&amp;amp;utm_medium=banner&amp;amp;utm_campaign=horizontal_work_thumbnails&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Buy my art&quot; src=&quot;http://www.redbubble.com/people/distortedretina/recipe:banner/distortedretina_banner.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I will also be doing some special editions that will only be able to by Direct through the Website, These will be images from Distorted-Retina Vol.2.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:02:12 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:12&lt;/em&gt; Coffee and Family Guy! What a great start to a Sunday morning! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2369253689&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:02:14 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:19&lt;/em&gt; Awake at 5am! Time to start editing again then! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2354960052&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:02:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:03&lt;/em&gt; Am I the only one who does not care? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2335550905&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:03:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:45&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/simonjunkie&quot;&gt;SimonJunkie&lt;/a&gt; what time you on?? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2318284728&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:45&lt;/em&gt; Some new images!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/&quot;&gt;distorted-retina.com/site/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2319713142&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:54&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/catherineday&quot;&gt;CatherineDay&lt;/a&gt; Thanks Catherine, I&apos;m really happy with it too, worked out as well as I hoped! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2319823109&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:02:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:30&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/sohui&quot;&gt;Sohui&lt;/a&gt; Which house??? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2299107759&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:01&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/simonjunkie&quot;&gt;SimonJunkie&lt;/a&gt; Thats a Pretty cool Pic! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2299521499&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:39&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/simonjunkie&quot;&gt;SimonJunkie&lt;/a&gt; Iphone if you can get a good deal! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2300834120&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:06&lt;/em&gt; Why does everything happen when you are unable to do anything about it? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2301937249&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:06&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/yumeninja&quot;&gt;yumeninja&lt;/a&gt; I guess so! I need to come back to LA asap! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2302648813&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:02:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:33&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mcaleavy&quot;&gt;McAleavy&lt;/a&gt; if I can find a nikon version I will be very happy! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2286521564&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:10&lt;/em&gt; Started working on Distorted-Retina Vol 2. &lt;br /&gt;Lots more latex, heels and nudity! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2288454746&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:23&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ditavonteese&quot;&gt;DitaVonTeese&lt;/a&gt; I bet it&apos;s all non smoking too! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2288613919&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:02:54 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:59&lt;/em&gt; Lots of coffee needed tonight! Gonna be a long night. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2270500611&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:37&lt;/em&gt; If anyone feels rich, I really need this!&lt;br /&gt;Http://uk.leica-camera.com/photography/compact_cameras/d-lux_4/ &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2271514576&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:11&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mcaleavy&quot;&gt;McAleavy&lt;/a&gt; that would do as well, just a quality compact that shoots Raw! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2271861368&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:34&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/sohui&quot;&gt;Sohui&lt;/a&gt; but it&apos;s soooo nice and would be so handy! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2272100935&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:41&lt;/em&gt; That would do nicely too! I really just want a compact I can shoot Raw. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2272819537&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:41&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mcaleavy&quot;&gt;McAleavy&lt;/a&gt; that would do nicely too! I just want a compact that shoots Raw. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2274785046&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:29:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Back from LA</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;So LA was amazing as always and I had the chance to shoot with some amazing people. Its going to take a while to work through all the images but here are a couple of preview&apos;s.&amp;nbsp; There is a real mix of different looks and Styles and also the first Male model I have ever shot for personal work.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;There will be many more images coming soon............&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a mce_href=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sl-1a.jpg&quot; title=&quot;Direct link to file&quot; href=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sl-1a.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;498&quot; width=&quot;610&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sl-1a.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Sohui/Looo&quot; src=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sl-1a.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Sohui &amp;amp; Looo in Dresses by &lt;a mce_href=&quot;http://www.babyssb.co.jp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.babyssb.co.jp/&quot;&gt;Baby The Stars Shine Bright&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a mce_href=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/vima-1a.jpg&quot; title=&quot;Direct link to file&quot; href=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/vima-1a.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;864&quot; width=&quot;610&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/vima-1a.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Vima LL&quot; src=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/vima-1a.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Vima In &lt;a mce_href=&quot;http://www.modelmayhem.com/572025&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.modelmayhem.com/572025&quot;&gt;Lacing Lilith&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;855&quot; width=&quot;612&quot; mce_src=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dan-1a.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Dan Vamp&quot; src=&quot;http://distorted-retina.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dan-1a.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a mce_href=&quot;http://www.hecklesandtwitch.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.hecklesandtwitch.com/&quot;&gt;Dan&lt;/a&gt;. (Chest prosthetic is from Underworld Evolution)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:02:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:18&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/vimasophia&quot;&gt;VimaSophia&lt;/a&gt; first edit from our shoot is up on my site! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2233407086&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:03:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:48&lt;/em&gt; Where&apos;s my Moohie gone??? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2214488037&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:05&lt;/em&gt; Http://www.distorted-retina.com updated with a few new pics from latest LA trip! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2214690021&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:48&lt;/em&gt; Need more hours in the weekend! Too much to do in a short space of time! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2215190069&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:03:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:26&lt;/em&gt; getting everything ready for a monster day of editing tomorrow! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2196410066&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:40&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/sohui&quot;&gt;Sohui&lt;/a&gt; I know! But i cant wait to get the images finished. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2196597056&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:00&lt;/em&gt; Listening to Dr. Steel &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2196847852&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:22&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/yumeninja&quot;&gt;yumeninja&lt;/a&gt; Can&apos;t wait to see the finished images, it was such a cute set! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2197120711&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:41&lt;/em&gt; Writing SQL statments is no fun with jetlag! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2198165827&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:04&lt;/em&gt; RT @Markydsade: Bondage Model Mz Berlin Is Fighting For Her Child. Help Her. &lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/mqc284&quot;&gt;tinyurl.com/mqc284&lt;/a&gt; Please RT (via @mzberlin) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2201986159&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:05&lt;/em&gt; Back in the UK, What a strange time LA was! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2167946516&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:07&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/brivonboo&quot;&gt;brivonboo&lt;/a&gt; I may well go to some other places next trip &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2167972307&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:11&lt;/em&gt; not having the best of weeks, but trying to put idea&apos;s together so i can finally start getting some shots done here in LA. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2094544121&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:25&lt;/em&gt; Just added myself to the &lt;a href=&quot;http://wefollow.com&quot;&gt;wefollow.com&lt;/a&gt; twitter directory under:  #fashion #fetish #photographer &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2094708229&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:46&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/photovance&quot;&gt;photovance&lt;/a&gt; Shame you could not be in LA now, would be great to see you. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2100098916&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:04:26 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:26&lt;/em&gt; Bums, Boobs and Cupcakes! What a way to spend the day! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2073094536&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:02:34 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:32&lt;/em&gt; Shooting dark images and having lots of fun. Latex shots with @sohui and Shelby later! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/6kufu&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/6kufu&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2025217785&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:58&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/steeneeweenee&quot;&gt;steeneeweenee&lt;/a&gt; Don&apos;t think we are going to be able to make friday :-( Money is getting a little tight. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2026432450&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:02:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:47&lt;/em&gt; Hanging out listening to Mitch Fatel and getting stuff ready for shoots tomorrow. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/2011922409&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:02:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:25&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/sohui&quot;&gt;Sohui&lt;/a&gt; nothing wrong with the jokes! you just dont understand my humour! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1983059017&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:31&lt;/em&gt; Going shopping for props and interesting items for shoots soon. I love LA it gets my creative jucies flowing again! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1983110167&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:38&lt;/em&gt; Hanging out with @sohui and Shelby at universal studios &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/6eykw&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/6eykw&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1994247350&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 19:05:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:10&lt;/em&gt; Hanging out and drinking coffee in LA. Nice to be back. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1951215005&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 19:26:40 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:23&lt;/em&gt; Getting a early night ready for the flight to LA in the morning! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1928171580&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:52&lt;/em&gt; At airport waiting for gate to open. LA here we come! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1933054457&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:55&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/cutecreative&quot;&gt;cutecreative&lt;/a&gt; do you still need me to bring art books back from LA?? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1933070051&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:51&lt;/em&gt; BHX wants &amp;#xA3;5 a hour for really bad wifi connection WTF! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1933410559&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:02&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/sohui&quot;&gt;sohui&lt;/a&gt; don&apos;t try to cut your nose off with your boarding pass! It will sting in the morning! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1933477183&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:10&lt;/em&gt; In Philadelphia waiting for our flight to LA. I&apos;m already having withdrawal from the rain. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1937677435&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 19:02:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:13&lt;/em&gt; 3AM, Time for bed! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1898919250&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:11&lt;/em&gt; Hanging at starbucks waiting to meet up with Paul from Lacing Lilith with latex for us to take to LA! &lt;a href=&quot;http://yfrog.com/7hcn0j&quot;&gt;yfrog.com/7hcn0j&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1902357482&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 19:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:14&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/sohui&quot;&gt;Sohui&lt;/a&gt; Kate Bush?? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1895273715&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 19:03:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:38&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/sohui&quot;&gt;Sohui&lt;/a&gt; cute. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1875644869&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:55&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/sohui&quot;&gt;Sohui&lt;/a&gt; beautiful, you looked amazing! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1876254664&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 19:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:13&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/photovance&quot;&gt;photovance&lt;/a&gt; I&apos;m glad you got that sorted! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1864218169&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:58&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/photovance&quot;&gt;photovance&lt;/a&gt; glad that it&apos;s all worked out now. Companys will learn one day I&apos;m sure. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DistortedRetina/statuses/1864633393&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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